Why I believe Global Cooling would be the best thing for everyone.

As the sea levels drop, and those ice caps move towards the equator....

1. Polar bears would more room to frolic.
2. Those fishing guys on the Deadliest Catch wouldn't drown as it's hard to fish in an ice pack.
3. The Global Warming nuts would lose value in their seaside homes as their homes move further inland.
4. Global Cooling would cause those Warming nuts to shut up.
5. Canadians would officially become citizens of the United States.
6. The grass wouldn't grow as high as North America cools, therefore there wouldn't be any reason for people to migrate north from Central America.
7. The skiing would be great, on Long Island.

I'll think of some more benefits in a few days...or, maybe you have some...