It seems to me that Global Cooling is brought about by the lack of oxygen.
Consider this. Where is it cold?
The tops of mountains. The deep sea. The North and South Poles. As I recall, there isn't much in the way of oxygen.
...hmmmm....lack of oxygen MIGHT make it harder for some of those Warming windbags...but I digress...
These places also don't have trees.
So what do I propose?
Volcanoes...lots of them.
Meteorites would be good too.
Anything that kicks up billions of cubic yards of dust into the upper atmosphere and blocks out the sun would do the trick. Preferably, these volcanoes and meteors would occur in areas of the lowest population density - I don't want anyone to die. But eventually, those pesky, oxygen producing, green leafy trees would die, plunging us into a cooling pattern. Hopefully scientists can figure out how to grow food in a changing climate - but I imagine that with all the new land created by the receding seas, they will figure something out.
I can hear the screaming about water shortages for irrigation and the complaints about pollution in the shrunken oceans! However, someone will think about creating water pipelines leading from the glaciers to the growing fields.
Of course those Warming nuts would probably claim that all that dust would cause the earth to heat up, but history shows us that huge volcanic eruptions actually cause global cooling. Look up Krakatoa. 'The volcanic dust veil that created such spectacular atmospheric effects also acted as a solar radiation filter, lowering global temperatures as much as 1.2 degree C in the year after the eruption. Temperatures did not return to normal until 1888. ' - http://volcano.und.edu/vwdocs/frequent_questions/grp7/asia/question879.html
More to come....
Consider this. Where is it cold?
The tops of mountains. The deep sea. The North and South Poles. As I recall, there isn't much in the way of oxygen.
...hmmmm....lack of oxygen MIGHT make it harder for some of those Warming windbags...but I digress...
These places also don't have trees.
So what do I propose?
Volcanoes...lots of them.
Meteorites would be good too.
Anything that kicks up billions of cubic yards of dust into the upper atmosphere and blocks out the sun would do the trick. Preferably, these volcanoes and meteors would occur in areas of the lowest population density - I don't want anyone to die. But eventually, those pesky, oxygen producing, green leafy trees would die, plunging us into a cooling pattern. Hopefully scientists can figure out how to grow food in a changing climate - but I imagine that with all the new land created by the receding seas, they will figure something out.
I can hear the screaming about water shortages for irrigation and the complaints about pollution in the shrunken oceans! However, someone will think about creating water pipelines leading from the glaciers to the growing fields.
Of course those Warming nuts would probably claim that all that dust would cause the earth to heat up, but history shows us that huge volcanic eruptions actually cause global cooling. Look up Krakatoa. 'The volcanic dust veil that created such spectacular atmospheric effects also acted as a solar radiation filter, lowering global temperatures as much as 1.2 degree C in the year after the eruption. Temperatures did not return to normal until 1888. ' - http://volcano.und.edu/vwdocs/frequent_questions/grp7/asia/question879.html
More to come....
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